can we go smoke a cigarette?

咱们去抽根烟吧？

i really need one

我现在真的想来一根

but first，

不过

let me take a selfie

先让我来张自拍~

(beat drops)

（鼓点）

can you guys help me pick a filter?

哎哎，你们能帮我挑个滤镜吗

i don‘t know if i should go

我也不知道

with xx pro or valencia

用xx pro还是valencia p图比较好

i wanna look tan

我想带上美黑效果

what should my caption be?

我在照片上该加上什么字呢？

i want it to be clever

最好是能让我看起来很有想法

how about “livin‘ with my ladies

要不加上一行“在跟我的小婊砸们一起嗨

hashtag live“

#直播中“？

i only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

发了5分钟了才10个赞

do you think i should take it down?

我是不是该删了它？

let me take another selfie

让我再来张自拍

(beat drops)

（鼓点）

wait， pause， jason just liked my selfie

等等，jason刚刚点赞了

what a creep

我靠，搞什么

is that guy sleeping over there?

躺在那边睡觉的货是他吗？

yeah， the one next to the girl

啊，对，就是那个妞旁边的那个男的

with no shoes on

没穿鞋的那个

that‘s so ratchet

什么鬼

that girl is such a fake model

那个女的一看就整过容

she definitely bought all her